me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
"War edition" of popular song K-K-K-Katy. This “war edition,” printed at a smaller size to conserve paper, measures 27 cm. tall. In contrast, its non-war edition counterpart (also published by Leo Feist in 1918) measures 35 cm.
Geoffrey O’Hara, K-K-K-Katy. New York: Leo Feist, Inc., 1918.
My family and I were binge watching Suits and when Eric Roberts appeared on screen my brother yelled out “Hey, it’s Mr. Polish Teacher!” and I nearly shit my pants because he looks so much like him holy fucking shit
EAT THAT MOTHERFUCKING GRAPEFRUIT YOU IGNORANT LITTLE SHIT THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH TOM POWERS YOU DIRTY RAT